Two sentences that came out of my mouth yesterday that I didn't think would need to be said for a few more years...
"JJ, put that knife down now!"
"No! Give me those matches."
"No! Give me those matches."
If this is what 2 year old JJ is already up to - just the thought of 11 year old JJ makes me mentally exhausted.
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ha, one time i told stella, "do not close your head in the dryer." and then i just sat there like oh my god did i really just have to say that? bahaha. kids are fun!
I seriously was like "If DCF hears me say this kind of stuff to a toddler, they're going to take him away from me." We should start writing these down and date them....and crack up 15 years from now!
I think the weirdest thing I have ever said is, "Lynsey, do NOT give your brother a piggy-back ride in the bathtub!" They really didn't understand how that was super unacceptable for a variety of reasons. lol
Jess - that is HILARIOUS!
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